Awkward Campfire Stories

So my first story I’m going to share happened recently. I’m currently in school and I was in one of my classes, the first day of class I sit next to a nice girl and start hitting it off with her (I’m very easy going and tend to start conversations easily). It turns out we have the same class later in the day too! So we see each other for an extended period of time during the week.

Immediately this girl, who we will call Karen, starts telling me things that you wouldn’t want to hear from someone you just met (a story for another time). It’s fairly obvious she isn’t just interested in talking in class and wants to “hang out” outside of class as well, and I was totally down….until this happened.

We were hanging out before class studying and I noticed she was staring at the side of my head, I looked over and asked her what she was looking at. (this wasn’t the first time I caught her staring at me, except the last time she was it was more south focused, if you catch my drift). She tells me to not move my head and reaches over with both hands (I’m assuming she sees a grey hair and is going to pull it out), instead I start to feel her pushing down with her thumbs into my hair.

I recoil of course and go, “what the fuck are you doing?” she responds with, “there was a zit under your hair and I was trying to pop it.”

After a couple seconds of me staring at her awkwardly she says, “I like to pop zits, it’s my thing…haven’t you ever had a girlfriend who just sits on you and pops your zits? I did it to all my boyfriends!”

I literally did not know how to respond to that. My first question is how long and intently would someone have to stare at your head to notice a small pimple underneath your hair!?!? Also I have known Karen for about 2 maybe 3 weeks and she is already doing things like this. I’m really curious to see what will happen after 3 months.

A day later I received a message on Facebook from her with a video from YouTube of a giant cyst being popped….

Whatever floats your boat I guess…

Hi readers of my humble blog! This blog is mainly focused on the strange events (mainly interactions with other people) in my everyday life and how these weird/creepy things seem to happen to me quite a bit. I’ll probably be throwing in some normal things along with the crazy (can’t be crazy 24/7). So enjoy the read and remember all these stories are true and have not been falsified in anyway….seriously…